what if bodies just had random errors like computers do
you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor
The longer you wait for something, the more you appreciate it when you get it, because anything worth having is definitely worth waiting for.
One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together.
Anonymous (via lebenunso)
can i have you
just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk
We keep poisoning ourselves with thoughts.
6 word story (via psych-facts)
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
do you ever look at your follower count and think wow i tricked all these people into thinking im cool
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.